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01-31-2007, 02:59 PM
Nintendo came out with a fantastic, ingenious gaming machine known as the Nintendo Wii. Instead of using a normal console controller to control on-screen action, remote controls called Wiimotes are used to detect motion and acceleration.
****Essentially, you move the Wiimote in real life and the corresponding action takes place in the game right on the television screen. It also rumbles in response to the on-screen action. Upon serious contemplation, this led to novel ideas in regards to further additions to the Wii and Wiimote.
Idea #1: Use your head
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****Headbands that holds two Wiimotes, one on each side: Tilt your head left and right, up and down and the same thing happens on screen. This will allow perfect first-person action since it would allow the game to detect what the player happens to be looking at.
Idea #2 : Running a Wii marathon
****Leg bands, ankle bands and sneakers with Wiimote attachments**that detect leg movements. Think of it- running a marathon without leaving your living room, karate kicking your friends in style or performing dance moves that you'd be too embarrassed to do in public.
Idea #3 : Knockout punch
****Boxing gloves with Wiimotes inside them. Virtually beat the crap out of your friends. You know you want to.
Idea #4: Get fit with Wii
****Dumbbells and exercise bike pedals with Wiimotes would make an excellent fitness program.
Idea #5: Get Wii for dinner
****How about a knife and fork, with the two Wiimotes representing each utensil? Why go out and pay for food at a restaurant when you can have the best virtual Kobe beef steak in the world?
Idea #5: Madness and mayhem
****One Wiimote, two people, a rope tied around one another's ankle like you would in a one-legged race and let the mayhem begin. Get five people together and see how it goes. Hilarity will ensue.
Idea #6: Did I say that?
****Did you ever want to drop a squirrel into your pants but was stopped by the fear of getting bitten and contracting rabies? Now you can do it with a Wiimote and with the vibration set to max. Have friends try to dig it out like a treasure hunt. A treasure hunt in your pants. Oh joy.
Idea #7: Thrown to the dogs
****There is this game on the Nintendo DS called Nintendo Dogs that is basically designed for people who don't want to clean real dog crap. For people with real dogs or for those that want one, consider this suggestion. Strap four Wiimotes onto each limb of your dog or future dog and see him on screen. Two for the price of one, I say. You might even grow to love the virtual dog more.
****By all means, have fun with the Wiimote. Use it safely and as you see fit, but don't put the Wiimote on your Wii.
****After all: Wii on Wii action is no joke.
****Essentially, you move the Wiimote in real life and the corresponding action takes place in the game right on the television screen. It also rumbles in response to the on-screen action. Upon serious contemplation, this led to novel ideas in regards to further additions to the Wii and Wiimote.
Idea #1: Use your head
****
****Headbands that holds two Wiimotes, one on each side: Tilt your head left and right, up and down and the same thing happens on screen. This will allow perfect first-person action since it would allow the game to detect what the player happens to be looking at.
Idea #2 : Running a Wii marathon
****Leg bands, ankle bands and sneakers with Wiimote attachments**that detect leg movements. Think of it- running a marathon without leaving your living room, karate kicking your friends in style or performing dance moves that you'd be too embarrassed to do in public.
Idea #3 : Knockout punch
****Boxing gloves with Wiimotes inside them. Virtually beat the crap out of your friends. You know you want to.
Idea #4: Get fit with Wii
****Dumbbells and exercise bike pedals with Wiimotes would make an excellent fitness program.
Idea #5: Get Wii for dinner
****How about a knife and fork, with the two Wiimotes representing each utensil? Why go out and pay for food at a restaurant when you can have the best virtual Kobe beef steak in the world?
Idea #5: Madness and mayhem
****One Wiimote, two people, a rope tied around one another's ankle like you would in a one-legged race and let the mayhem begin. Get five people together and see how it goes. Hilarity will ensue.
Idea #6: Did I say that?
****Did you ever want to drop a squirrel into your pants but was stopped by the fear of getting bitten and contracting rabies? Now you can do it with a Wiimote and with the vibration set to max. Have friends try to dig it out like a treasure hunt. A treasure hunt in your pants. Oh joy.
Idea #7: Thrown to the dogs
****There is this game on the Nintendo DS called Nintendo Dogs that is basically designed for people who don't want to clean real dog crap. For people with real dogs or for those that want one, consider this suggestion. Strap four Wiimotes onto each limb of your dog or future dog and see him on screen. Two for the price of one, I say. You might even grow to love the virtual dog more.
****By all means, have fun with the Wiimote. Use it safely and as you see fit, but don't put the Wiimote on your Wii.
****After all: Wii on Wii action is no joke.