movie quotes!

[Ban Midou]

ok please post ur faveourite movie quote!

dark helmet: i told you to shoot down her nose not up it!
crosseyed a$$hole #1: -lifts up visor- sorry sir i\'m trying my best!
dark helmet: who made that man a gunner?
crosseyed a$$$hole #2: i did sir hes my cosin!
dark helmet: who is that?
2nd in command: a$$hole sir
darkhelmet: i know he\'s an a$$hole!
2nd in command: no sir thats his name major a$$hole!
dark helmet: and him -points to crosseyed a$$hole #1-
2nd in command: he an a$$hole too phil a$$hole
dark helmet: who else is an a$$hole?
-about 20 crosseyed a$$holes standup-
all: YO!
darkhelmet: i know it im surrounded by a$$holes! -lowers darthvader visor- keep firering a$$holes!

[sad eyed angel]

how about a classic \"say hello to my little friend\" -Scarface

To Kill A Mockingbird-
Scout: Hey Miss Dubose.
Mrs. Dubose: Don\'t you say \"hey\" to me you ugly girl!


Animal House-
TOGA TOGA TOGA!!

[Ban Midou]

:lol:

this one is from the south park movie

cartman: yeah right as of you can light your fark on fire!
kenny: muffles
cartman: ok then i bet you $100 that you can\'t light a fart on fire!
kenny: muffles -pulls out a box of matches and light on and then lets a fat rip igniting it- muffle laughter
a few seconds later
kenny burst on fire :muffle scream
and i can\'t remeber the rest!

[Luke Beale]

SpaceBalls

WARNING: May confuse you reading as i cant rember it correctly

Its when they are looking at the tape of the spaceballs movie also its funnyer in the movie


Where are we now?

Were in the the future

ok, what about now?

Were in the past

ok now?

Where in the now, now

Whens that?

Now

When will then be now?

Soon

Rewind past this bit. Infact never play this bit again :o

[Ban Midou]

SpaceBalls

WARNING: May confuse you reading as i cant rember it correctly

Its when they are looking at the tape of the spaceballs movie also its funnyer in the movie


Where are we now?

Were in the the future

ok, what about now?

Were in the past

ok now?

Where in the now, now

Whens that?

Now

When will then be now?

Soon

Rewind past this bit. Infact never play this bit again :o


luke the never play this bit. infact never play it again is when they are making the jump into ludicus speed!

the ending quote you are looking out for is

when?

now?

who?

then?

now?

soon!

HOW?

i\'ve gotta write it down for ya!

[Luke Beale]

thanks, well i was close to what it was

[sad eyed angel]

haha i love the south park movie. especially when cartman sings kyle\'s mom is a f*ing bit**.

[Ban Midou]

LMAO! i remeber that but due to the no-flaming rule i can\'t post it!

[Anonymous]

Here some quotes from films

Star wars :Ummmmmmmmmmm grave danger i feel

The maxtix: Mr Anderson

Terminator : I be back

i think that right

[Luke Beale]

i think the funnyest quote in 2nd Matix film is where there are a couple of Agent Smiths fighting Neo and Agent Smith Says:

MORE!!!!

;D ;D

[Tareim Gaml]

Here some quotes from films

Star wars :Ummmmmmmmmmm grave danger i feel

The maxtix: Mr Anderson

Terminator : I be back

i think that right


the terminator quote is i\'ll be back

and you cant forget the famous bil and ted quote \"excellent *plays bit of air guitar*\"

[Ban Midou]

or the bill and ted quote

bill: be good to one and other

ted: and party on dudes!

[Anonymous]

that a great quote from the maxtirx movies one of the best one but Mr Anderson is my favourtive one

[Uchiha Sasuke]

VAder-Luke i am your father!

[Stiffmeister16]

Oh i just love spaceballs. It\'s just great.
Here is one of my favorite quotes from the film.

Sandurz: (Opening Helmuts door) Sir your needed on the bridge
Helmut: Knock on my door next time. (pauses) did you see anything
Sandurz: No sir i didn\'t see you playing with your dolls again.

I think thats how it goes.

I love this one too.

John Hurt: (alien comes out of his stomach) Oh no not again.

[sad eyed angel]

haha i forgot about the doll scene that was funny.


classic \"Gone With the Wind\" Rhett- Frankly my dear i dont give a damn.

[Ban Midou]

\'Damn haven\'t they heard of moderation?\' - Neon genisis evangelion - death and rebirth and the end of evangelion

\'Lonestar I am your brother\'s flatmate\'s ex-girlriend\'s little brother\'s bes friend!\' - Dark helmet - Spaceballs

[Luke Beale]

My sworts is as big as yours - Spaceballs

[Ban Midou]

i think you mean!

\'Ah i see your swartz is as big as mine!\'

[Luke Beale]

yeh thats the one ;D

[Ban Midou]

you owe me man! i have saved your butt several times!

This is my double barreled boomstick! - Ash - Evil dead

[Luke Beale]

well iv owed me a couple times, so i guess we are even :P

[Ban Midou]

lol! fair does then luke!

\'ho ho ho! I\'ve got a machine gun!\' - die hard

[kate]

lol! fair does then luke!

\'ho ho ho! I\'ve got a machine gun!\' - die hard


quate from south park:

shut ur f**king face uncle f**ker
kyle im sorry i called you a jew all those times
but i am a jew
no no no dont put ur self down
and the classic one:
oh my god they killed kenny
u b**terds
or when they kill him (only happend once):
oh my god we killed kenny
were b**terds
lol southparks cool :laugh: